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North Village takes dodgeball win
Bethel students play with puppies Tuesday, Oct. 8th in the Underground.
Homecoming happiness: Puppies on campus!
Teams compete fiercely but unify in Bethel spirit to kick off homecoming
Teams compete fiercely but unify in Bethel spirit to kick off homecoming
Why try “Trayless Tuesday”?
POP Culture frozen yogurt shop closing Sunday
POP Culture frozen yogurt shop closing Sunday
Bethel University students worship during chapel service, Wednesday Sept. 25, 2024. The “Come and See” Chapel series is a deep dive into the Gospel of John, beckoning students to experience the fullness of the Lord. “For the first time, at Bethel, the entire community is studying the Gospel of John. We’re doing the same thing, talking the same language, pursuing and asking to hear from God using the same content. It unifies our campus in a unique and neat way,” campus pastor, Nick Cocalis, said.
Worship on campus: A season of spiritual awakening
Cadets, Ashlyn Erickson and Paige Caouette, smile with fellow cadets after completing the Norwegian foot march. The training event included marching 19.2 miles with equipment strapped to their backs. The soldiers are glad the event is over, but ready for the next one. “It takes a lot sometimes or sometimes it can be easy,” Erickson said. | Photo submitted by Ashlyn Erickson.
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A dead end to fall boredom
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Junior computer science and English student Josh Poppie zips open his Swiss Army backpack that’s been with him all throughout middle school and now stays with him at Bethel.
What’s in my bag?
Double Coverage Episode 2: Peyton Howie!
Junior defensive back Devin Williams returns a tipped interception 62-yards, setting up the Royals offense in prime field position early in their 43-0 win over Gustavus Adolphus College Saturday afternoon. The Royals forced four turnovers on defense, with Williams picking off two Sandven passes in a game where they held the Gusties to just 65 yards on offense. “After taking a tough loss to the Johnnies last week, this week was a little more dialed in, had a lot more fun. I think that’s the reason we were able to come out on top as a defense.” Williams said. | Photo by Bennett Moger
Royals defense makes statement in win over Gustavus
Junior outside hitter Grace Solberg and freshman outside hitter Lauren Hetfeld celebrate after a kill during Wednesday’s game against Macalester College. Solberg’s .512 hitting percentage was key to the Royals 3-0 victory Wednesday night. | Photo by Bennett Moger
Royals continue their hot streak in sweep of Scots
Sophomore quarterback Cooper Drews leans back to unleash a deep pass to Matt Jung down the left sideline. The pass went for a 69-yard touchdown on Bethel’s second offensive play of the game. | Photo by Nathan Klok, Bethel Athletics.
Royals’ disappointing loss is a much-needed wake up call
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Records, siblings and Cows
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The thin line
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Double Coverage Episode 2: Peyton Howie!
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The Yolk: Sound Effects, Finals and Peanuts
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Records, siblings and Cows
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The Yolk: Sound Effects, Finals and Peanuts
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The Yolk: Christmas, Pentatonix and B-Ball
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Treading Warm Water: Pineapple

April 19, 2020
Graphic by Braeden Peterson

Joe Hiti takes a bite out of what he believes to be the ultimate fruit. 

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